SJ --> ???
i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”
(via jocemon)
“why are you putting on sunscreen? you’re black!”
actually i’m preeeetty sure that’s how market valuations work in this world…
Anonymous asked: do you think that people will get hickeys if they never eat carbs?
yes of course. only carb-eating NARPs don’t get hickeys. c'mon mawgwet
Princeton University
Okay guys, who is old money and who is new money here? and is there anyway to request an old money roomate? with the amount of money my parents are paying for me to go here there better haha….
I didn’t know people from the 1930’s used Facebook!
Cornell University
Who here is also humble?
You mean humiliated? #cornell
Yale University
congrats new admits but let’s all remember that no matter what university or college one goes to, everyone’s life ends equally in death
University of Missouri
Snap chat me. Just no dick pics….maybe like one but that’s it
Probably the best definition of “ratchet”.
Cornell University
Hey guys. My dad is planning on letting me throw a party on his yacht sometime mid-September. If anyone wants in or has any suggestions for themes just let me know
This submission smells fishy, but it’s probably just because we’re on a yacht.